THE CREW

He is the Rock in Yacht.
Rides like the wind. Puts the Power in Love.
Al Boyle as Bjorn sings the blues.

The storyteller - bringing gravel, soul and fire to the Holiday with a voice that does not ask permission.

Bjorn Salty

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From Aruba to Jamaica, Bermuda to Bahama.
Our fair lady keeps the fleet afloat with ‘nautical’ sass, unfurled style, and a voice so smooth she calms the wildest waters.

Bernadette Alizart as our Lady Sass and chanteuse — is the brazen siren of the seas, keeping crews in line and masts hoisted since Toto was a pup.

The admiral

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Master of rhythm and the high seas. His sticks command attention. Beard demand respect.

The ultimate helmsman, Steve Robin as the Admiral and co-creator, stays the course - as only the rumoured love child of Bonnie Tyler & Michael McDonald could.

When the Breeze blows, knees go weak. Sax so smooth it should come with a warning.

A Careless Whisper fees like a dip in dark and stormy waters. Ben Ferguson as the Breeze is an enigma - he sings, he plays sax, and, he makes his own sunscreen.

Benny breeze

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Grooves dropped deeper than any ocean.

Our lady brings, depth and phatness, the umistakable soft rock pulse,

Shelley Robin as Lady Groovwater brings quick wit, a quiet calm, and a smile brighter than any lighthouse at last call.

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The Latin Heart.

Every chord drips passion, every note oozes charm . A touches the ivories as expertly as the hearts of his audience.

Miguel Calderon, as Del Mar is the Keysanova of the seven seas.

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Lady Stella, Our Quandaoomka Queen.
Proud Nguigi woman, our Lady Stella, sounds the call and all horns stand to attention: twice on Sundays.

Cassandra Whitehead as Lady Stella and opposing counsel on the great sax-off brings finesse and sharpness to the blazing horns section.

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We share her with the Australian Navy. She is the only one of the crew qualified to hop aboard an HMAS anything,

Rachael Byrnes, as our Leading Seaman (that's her official title btw, get outta the gutter) is affectionately known as 'the beast'.

Be on the receiving end of her searing lines and see why .

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